mallghost:

psa: NEVer date someone who listens to the smiths. they won’t make you tea or cuddle with you or fuck your sweater holes or whatever it is you kids do. They are all queer vegetarians who wank to oscar wilde’s sad poetry and bawl all day about how boring everything is. Don’t be fooled, they are not fun people at all

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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